Dumb Laws

These are real laws that are on the books in the Carolinas.

North Carolina:

  • Charlotte women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all time.
  • Elephants may not be used to plow cornfields.
  • It's against the law to sing off-key in North Carolina.

South Carolina:

  • Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
  • It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
  • You may not ride your horse on Main Street in Columbia.